The New Jersey firm donated its product to world leaders “to promote world peace by mellowing these guys out”, said the company’s chief relaxation officer, Nick West. “The leaders of the world are just too stressed. We’ve sent enough for every delegation.”
Each gift to a member of the General Assembly was accompanied by a cheery letter from RelaxZen.
“We want them to change their view of the world,” said chief Zen officer, Brent Sonnek-Schmelz. “Every year, they get together and talk and talk and talk, but they don’t listen to each other. They need to relax. RelaxZen will help them do that.”
Available in two zero-sugar and zero-calorie formulations, one a ‘non-drowsy’ version for daytime use and another that promotes restful sleep for night use, RelaxZen contains a variety of amino acids, vitamins and extracts that promote relaxation, mental acuity and reduce stress.
Source: Peaceful Remedies LLC
Shaun: here’s the ‘open letter’… on YouTube… do you want to link it….
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